‘Twas the night before Christmas, wait, no, it was Halloween of 2006, when crazy dudes went out on the streets dressed like old mobile phones, which, in fact, are scarier than skeletons dancing around in iPhone customs on your local cemetery. Talking about death and such, don’t forget to check out our special halloween free downloads – to satisfy all your creepy needs. Our pleasure, as always.
So it boils down to who do you believe – RAZ B from today or RAZ B from two days ago?
A couple of days after RAZ B and his brother Ricky Romance leaked phone conversations regarding their accusation that B2K producer Chris Stokes molested the group as children, Demario “Raz B” Thornton has posted a terse retraction, never making eye contact with the camera as he claims the accusations made against Stokes and singer Marques Houston were completely untrue.
You can see the original telephone calls as they were video recorded here.
I don’t know if this the “new truth” is the real truth but one things for sure… something seems to have rattled RAZ B.
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Don’t be alarmed, this sexy teacher’s outfit Tila Tequila is wearing is just for a photo shoot; no one would actually put your children’s education in her hands. And no, that’s not a double entendre! This is a meaningful, seriously article. Now that we got that out of the way, on with the Tila Tequila naked footage…
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This next video is a collection of clips, though by no means all inclusive, of Tila Tequila naked modeling. Just think of it as her greatest hits; so no, none of her music is included. That’s what I love about Tila; there are singers that use sex to sell music, and than there’s Tila, who seems to forgone the music part to just concentrate on the sex.
Photos thanks to A Socialite’s Life, Bullz Eye, and POZE
You’ve probably seen The Pussycat Dolls before on MTV or Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll TV show, but do you actually know what they are?
They’re not a singing group, at least not exactly. Oh, you’ll hear Nicole Scherzinger (a.k.a. Nicole Kea) sing; she’s a former member of Eden’s Crush and veteran of Pop Star; which was a pre American Idol made-for-television singing competition. She has a set of pipes to go with her set of tits. But the rest of the group… Carmit Bachar (who joined in 1995); Jessica Sutta (who joined in 2002); and Melody Thornton, Kimberly Wyatt, and Ashley Roberts (who all joined in 2003)… I think Jodie Foster’s Nell had more of a vocal range. Aside from nominally being background singers; their primary function seems to be syncopated acts of wardrobe malfunction- choreography that consists of nothing more than nipple slips and upskirts. They can’t seem to keep their panties on- it’s like the band was recruited from the audience of a Tom Jones concert.
But to be fair- that’s the way the act was always intended. The Pussycat Dolls were originally developed by choreographer Robin Antin (who worked with artists such as: Pink, The Offspring, and No Doubt), Linh Le, and she who shall always be Kelly, Christina Applegate, as a modern update on the traditional burlesque show. Burlesque, which can take on many forms, usually combines bawdy humor with striptease, and in the Pussycat Dolls case meant the Pussycat Dolls naked or at least stripping nearly naked out of period pin up girl lingerie, while a guest vocalist belts out 1950s and 60s pop standards.
Guest vocalists over the years included Applegate, Christina Aguilera, and most notably Carmen Electra. Electra elaborates on her involvement saying, “I was part of the Dolls for two years and did every show with them…but financially, I couldn’t become part of their new music project…It was a financial sacrifice I couldn’t make.” Just so we’re clear, this is the same Carmen Electra naked in millions of copies of Playboy and she wasn’t the eye candy. Before Nicole joined she was the one supposed to be supplying the music cred. It boggles the mind.
Anyway, The Pussycat Dollsstarted performing in 1995, with what become a standing Thursday night engagement at LA’s The Viper Room. Over the years they grew from local secret into a full fledged brand name, including a Pussycat Dolls nude pictorial in the June 1999 issue of Playboy and a prominent cameo in one of the Charlie’s Angels movies. However, it wasn’t until 2003 that the group became the worldwide phenomena it is today. With only Carmit Bachar remaining from the original Viper Room days, The Pussycat Dolls were recast as a pop/R&B music act. In 2005, their debut album PCD came out and to date has sold 6 million copies worldwide, along with their various singles including Beep, Stickwitu, and Buttons selling an additional 18 million units.
While the pictures shown here, The Pussycat Dolls tits and other anatomical bits slips are obviously a celebrity oops moment, the fact is if they weren’t dressing like they’re renting hotel rooms out by the hour, it wouldn’t have happened in the first place. I have no problem with strippers, but The Pussycat Dolls are being sold to millions of little girls as this sort of feminist ideal of woman empowerment, and while the message girls should be able to be whatever they want when they grow up, even strippers, is legitimate… by hiring singers who can’t even sing, the message being sent to little girls is the opposite. You don’t need to be good at your job; you just need to take off your clothes.
Is that really the kind of role models you want for your children?
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I’ve always admired Tila Tequila for her artistic integrity; she’s never let her side career as a mediocre musician get in the way of her fulltime job of internet stripper. Here she is in bed with her; um… backup strippers, giving a new meaning to the term “fake friends”.
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And just because I’m feeling mean today here’s the music video for her song “I Love U” produced by Lil Jon. How bad is it? I can’t even tell if she’s trying to sing or rap, and that’s not even a joke.
When you live in a religious conservative Muslim country like Malaysia, making a sex tape on your cell phone… maybe not the best idea.
That’s what a 52-year-old farmer, a 21-year-old woman, and their cameraman have found after they filmed what’s become known as the Budak Jolai Sex Tape on a rubber plantation in the Malaysian city of Felda. The footage quicky circulated on area cell phones via Bluetooth and MMS.
When the police came to arrest those involved, the 52-year-old man claimed, and this is my favorite part, that this had been in first time having sex, and he paid the girl with a phone card that cost RM20, or $6.25 in American currency.
Call me cynical, but if a guy could get laid for $6.25 I don’t really believe he waited 52 years to have sex.
Via… (pictures NSFW)
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Wanna try out the phone version of rhythm game Dance Dance Revolution, or of vampire hunting classic Castlevania? Prolific Japanese games company Konami has launched an online demo section for its mobile games.
Currently, most of Konami’s mobile offerings are straight conversions of its key brands. Included demos are oldie golden boy Frogger, light gun favorite Silent Scope, side scrolling action game Contra and pioneering space shoot-em-up Gradius (also known in the west as nemesis), in all a total of nine demos. Here’s a chance to experience some gaming legends in compact form, at KonamiMobile.
Also on Konami Mobile’s site, one can preview some titles the company is prepping the upcoming year, and evidently Konami has decided it’s time to go beyond conversions of well-aged IP’s and into licensing of new, popular casual games. For starters we have Oasis, winner of some respectable indie awards last year, and an addictive combination of light strategy and puzzle. You can try out the PC version here.
Then there’s word-creation game Spellagories and action-puzzler Egg vs Chicken, where you have to protect your Egg fortress against a marauding hen army (led by Genghis Hen?). All three games, designed to appear on phones early in 2007, were licensed from casual game portal PlayFirst.
When fate gives you lemons – download a free Swine Flu ringtone! Yeah, this whole Swine influenza thing sucks, but we’ve got a great way to protect you from it. Just download this free Swine Flu ringtone from eSnips onto your cell phone, and change it to your default ringtone to ward off the deadly virus!
There’s no scientific proof that using the ringtone will prevent catching Swine Flu, but then again there’s no scientific proof that it won’t and anyway – it’s free!
Forgot Where’s Waldo, the real question is can you find Waldo’s cell phone?
The answer is you can’t; because while this map of the county fair has stuff that looks like a cell phone, nothing here is quite the real thing.
The hidden images in the picture are Waldo’s iPod Touch, his banana phone, phone watch, Fischer Price phone, Hamburger phone, Zune Player, cordless phone, and a really hard to make out pink antique phone.
(and yes, Waldo’s in the image too.)
